The US Debt has hit a record $14 Trillion!  Damn!  Brain can't compute....ERROR ERROR.  Calm down, here's $14 Trillion broken down: 

  • 1 trillion has 12 zeroes.  It's a million million.
  • Fourteen trillion one-dollar bills stacked on top of each other would be 950,124 miles.  That's enough to go from the Earth to the Moon . . . and back . . . TWICE.
  • If the bills were all laid out, they would cover 55,888 square miles.  That's enough to cover Rhode Island, Delaware, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and West Virginia . . . all at the same time.
  • Based on U.N. estimates, it would take $195 BILLION a year to end world hunger.  So $14 trillion could feed every single person in the world for the next 72 YEARS.
  • That could get CHARLIE SHEEN 700 MILLION nights with high-priced escorts . . . or 233,333,333 threesomes with high-priced escorts.  It would also get him 3.5 BILLION nights with the kinds of escorts you find at the bus station.
  • And finally, that money could buy every single person in the U.S. THREE high-quality breast enhancements, state-of-the-art penile enlargements . . . or for me, penile reductions.

Well that's depressing.  For even more fun number crunching, check out $14 Trillion broken down visually: HERE.

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