Things Are Going To Change Once I’m Married [POLL]

This (above) is our dog Wiley.  As you can see, he's on our couch.  He's always on the couch, but NOT once I get married!  This is just the first of many changes to come once I get that new last name!

This new initiative started this morning.  You see, last night our lovely dog decided to roll in POOP!  Gross!  He rolled in it outside, came inside and tried to get on the couch.  We both said NO!

However, this morning, I found the dog back on the couch.  I continued to say NO.  I kicked his poo smelling butt off the couch at least five times this morning.  I even went as far as texting my soon-to-be husband about this.  I told him dogs that have poo on them are NOT allowed on our furniture.

His response: "He's a dog and he thinks poop smell is good, plus he was taught that going on the couch is OK."

This straight pissed me off.  Maybe it's a chick thing?

Either way, he's a dog, lets start teaching him now!  So what our furniture is crappy now?  One day, we'll get new furniture and if we teach him now, he'll stay off our new couch.

PLUS!!!! What if we have babies?  You can't have dog poo all over a place where the baby will hang out.

So starting today, the dog is NOT allowed on the couch or our bed.  This dog has two beds just for him, I'm sure he'll survive.

Now I just hope my fiance goes through with the wedding next weekend.  Bros before Hos and all.