Here's a question - and let's say you had to pick one - would you rather lose a finger or lose your internet access for life?

This seems like a simple question - of course I wouldn't want to lose a finger. We do really love our technology though, and If I was going to completely cut off your Internet, wouldn't you at least consider letting me cut off your pinky finger instead? 

I'll be honest. If I get to pick the finger I lose it would be the pinky on my left hand and I'd do that over losing internet forever.