I've done some crazy things before, for fun, for a charity, because I was drunk, for many reasons.  But I'm not a dude, I don't have junk, but I do know many men who pride their junk and would never harm it or poke fun of it.  I said poke.  So if you could win a free car like a Volkswagon Mini and all you had to do was tattoo your manhood with the word "Mini", would you do it?  This guy did. 

So this German radio station was holding a contest to giveaway a car, here's how it went down:

The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper.

The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.

Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions.

And he did it!  I love it!  So he won, then had to prove his dedication and the tat was put on-air.  LOVE IT!  Here's what he had to say:

‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’

Honestly, he must be completely broke or really comfortable with what he has to offer.  And think about it, if for some reason you were to be in that area, it would be quite a talking point.  Then again, I don't think your supposed to be talking too much when you there.

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