I wish I had one of those talking fish on my wall but with Bo Dietl's voice.

Former NYPD Detective Bo Dietl discusses (to the best of our discernment) national security, Obamacare, and possibly something about adult beverages.  I lost track after the first 30 seconds, but I could Not.  Stop.  Watching.

Scientists have not yet named this medical condition.  My vote is just to call it "Dietl" as in, "Sorry boss, I can't come in to work today... came down with Dietl... AND THAT'S WHY OBAMA AND THE POPE ARE LIKE BLOO BLAH BLEE WAKKA WAKKA DRINK.  PLEASE."