10 Best Places to Put Your Wife’s Cat
You: The what?
Wife: The CAT. You know you heard me. Where is it?
You: I... I haven't seen it.
Wife: *stares*
You: oh you said CAT! mmmmm, come to think of it, I might have seen it ____________.
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On A Small Chair Back
Nothing makes Mr. Fluffapaws happier than precarious surfaces.
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On the AC
AC = annoying cat.
- 8
On Your Wife
It's her cat anyways.
- 7
In Prison
Bad cat! BAD CAT!
- 6
In the Fridge
It's like a playground... but colder!
- 5
By a Bowl of Crap
Because even animals need to eat.
- 4
On a Horse
What a horse's ass.
- 3
The Oil Pan
"Good news, dear, the oil pan increased its absorbency by several hundred percent today!"
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Beneath a Well-Placed Karate Chop
Because even animals need discipline.
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On a Pole
any Pole will do, really. Telephone... Fence... The North...
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