Amit Wehle

Jobs Jobs Jobs! That’s all anyone talks about these days. Have you ever actually had a job? Most of them are awful, so sit back, relax and look at the bright side of not getting a steady paycheck.

By now, the entire world knows Kristen Stewart did the seemingly unthinkable — she cheated on her heartthrob of a boyfriend, Robert Pattinson.

(Editor’s Note – A recent study out of Ohio State University claims that the average man thinks about sex 388 times a day. We had to run our own test, and by we, we mean Amit.) Once again, I’ve been called upon to deliver hard-hitting front line journalism. Yes, I’m quick ...

Here’s a tip to all you would be salon robbers out there: after you clear out the cash register, don’t waste your time demanding coins and hair extensions for your girl.  It could get you caught.

A select group of Chicago movie goers were gifted with a special ‘sneak pee-view’, in the form of a grown man standing up and flashing his junk for all to see just 30 minutes into a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

There’s partying and then there’s Australian-style partying.

This week in ‘terrible ideas that probably even seemed terrible at the time’ takes us to the Sunshine State,  where this stone cold dingbat dialed up 911 to report an emergency. What was the emergency? She was “full.”

We’re not usually in the business of boring readers with corny cat videos. In fact, a cat has to do something friggin’ spectacular to get our attention. This brilliant feline not only got our attention, he sets the animal  bra bar much higher for cat videos in the future.

The holiday season is in full swing (to the groin) mode. The gift buying, the greeting card writing, the wire untangling, the decorating, the traveling, the awkward hugging, wrapping/rewrapping/wrapping routine –December is an obstacle course for the body and soul.

We’ve got a feeling 2012 will be all about the ‘Beard Slap.’

For the few of you out there who haven’t been following the Raleigh, North Carolina  pee-wee basketball league this year, here’s your crash course in awesome.

The following movie preview has been approved by the Motion Pictures Association of America, Inc with the sole intent of ruining the legacy of ‘The Three Stooges.’