Woman Suffers Most Painful Drinking-Related Injury Ever

There’s partying and then there’s Australian-style partying. The ER at Saint Vincent’s Hospital in Sydney, on New Year’s Eve, was testament to that fact as their hallways were chock-full of Aussie misfits seeking treatment from a bevy of (drug and alcohol related) nasty falls, flip outs, bad trips, and general bug-outs but the queen of calamities that night was a woman so thoroughly smashed she actually dislocated her jaw vomiting.

Think about that: hurling so viciously, so wildly, with such insane face force that the bones in the jaw had no choice but to dislodge. Just the mere thought of that makes us want to puke.

She’s going to need more than a few Fosters to recover from this event. We’re also thinking one hell of an ACE bandage.

[Via News.com.au]