Cameron Simcik

After learning about a recent boob-squeezing event for charity, we can confidently say the Japanese have this whole “giving back” thing down.

We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.

Alice Pyne isn’t your average teenager. The 16-year-old from Ulverston, England has been fighting cancer since she was12, and within the last year, her illness has been diagnosed as terminal. But that hasn’t stopped the spunky teen from making the most out of every moment.

A guy’s choice of words can be an instant giveaway as to his testosterone levels.

Twitter could be an amazing place to learn about politics, science and the arts, but it’s mostly just Kim Kardashian telling you what she had for lunch. Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson of ‘Parks and Recreation,’ would like to point out how hilariously moronic most of the things young celebrities decide to share with us actually are.

Down in Roanoke, VA, Corbin Prydwen is on a personal quest to get rid of local prostitutes.

So a fish with a penis on its head walks into a bar…

Among the list of things we love most in this world, dogs and peanut butter rank toward the top. When the two are combined, it’s impossible not to think we have died and gone to doggy heaven. Think about it: if humans can’t get a grip on avoiding the whole peanut-butter-stuck-on-the-roof-of-our-mouths dilemma, how in the world can we expect a dog to do it? Give a pooch a spoonful of this stuff, an

At 5’9”, this model smokeshow is an L.A. native with an athletic side. She somehow gives off a girl-next-door-found-her-wild-side kind of vibe, and you’ll never, ever hear us complaining about that. Need a hint? The 23-year-old is probably hidden somewhere in your secret “personal use only” stash of magazines. Who so eff ...

Kanye West is the man of all men. Come on, he landed the hottest Kardashian– the “perfect bitch” as he recently called her.