Christmas

Technically, since the deer are controlling the sleigh, maybe Santa could manage just fine with a beer or two. Now, if he partakes in every home that lines him up with one, then we'd have a huge problem in the sky on Christmas Eve.

Holiday leftovers are very popular in our home. We sometimes have enough leftover food to eat for another week following Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner, but some of these foods pose a massive potential health risk if not thrown out sooner than later.

At such a fragile age, it's probably a good idea that Santa let the reindeer do all the driving.

While the rest of the world is arguing about 'real tree or an artificial tree' I'm over here more concerned with the best way to hang my Christmas lights.

I can take it or leave it.

Every family has that one person who annually gives gifts that are four sizes too small, meant for a child of the opposite sex, totally "out of left field," or just plain embarrassing.

If you're having a tough time figuring out what to get that Marvel, Star Wars, Star Trek, Avatar, Mandalorian, or Dune fan under your roof for Christmas, I thought I'd share some of the more unique items still available for purchase online.

The crop could be halved.

According to the website, opportunities to get the full treatment including the sleigh ride, selecting a tree, and feeding the elk will be wrapping up on December 16. Bring a blanket and a warm beverage and enjoy this amazing experience.

The longing for salvation.

Free cookies and coffee, along with the chance to win one of five train sets in a raffle starting at 3 P.M., are all part of the free event. Photos with Santa next to the trains will happen from 2:30 to 3 P.M.

I’m old enough to remember when a real potato was used.