Dumb Bitches

Hey man I'm not trying to get personal.  However, an advertisement in Austin, Texas sure is. According to Ad Age: An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any "stripper ... escort ... or 'young hottie'" who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate.

I love football.  I love beer.  I love food!  However, I'm not a fan of D-BAGS like these two idiots ruining a football game. Not only did these two knuckleheads attempt to throw their knuckles in each others faces, but there were also two shootings, beatings, and a bunch more dumb asses fighting at the preseason 49ers VS Raiders game...

The cab driver ended up not pressing charges against a man who took off without paying for a taxi ride, a man who not only left his ID, but also his bong behind. Police in Wilmette, Illinois say that earlier this month, 19 yr old Christopher Porter of Evanston got into a taxicab with another man at around 2:30am...

This video is horrible, I just hope it's a joke.  If it's not a joke, this guy has no real friends.  Because your real friends would tell you NO!

And now to watch a video of a women who freaks out FOR NO REASON!  Is it wrong that it makes me feel better about myself? Now where's my doctor prescribed Xanax?

Ever wanted to watch a video full of horrible back flips?  Crazy, cause your in luck!  Enjoy!

A 56 yr old Washington State man is in hot water, after crashing his car into a condominium this week, and believe me, he can really use the hot water, along with a lot of soap, since he doused himself with human waste and hid in a portable toilet...

I watched this video of a guy jumping from a moving train into a lake, then wondered why?  My only conclusion is men are kinda dumb.  :-) VIA CollegeHumor.com

Dude crawls into side window of train, same dude tries to take over that very same train.  Red flags anyone? Luckily the passengers of that train jumped into action and stopped the man.  Here's some video of the tussle.  Crazy!

Either this is a case of pure insanity, pure dumb ass-ness or just someone who is really really hot on the subway and just trying to get through life so stop judging them just because they think it's completely OK to just drop trough in a public area with no regard for sanitation...

It seems no one told the passenger's that there was a live taping of Jerry Springer on today's subway. Not only does this video make me feel better and more secure about one day bringing a child into this world, it also makes me sick that complete strangers seemed to be more worried about her child then she did...

In a recent story about gun rights, a reporter got a little more than he bargained for. Arizona Republic reporter Richard Ruelas was recently interviewing state senator Lori Klein, who's unapologetically carried her pink Ruger pistol in the state's capitol building for years -- most controversially in the days directly after US Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was the victim of a mass shooting in Tuscon.