Florida

Yes, this is a story out of Florida.  No relate, but after watching this video, I feel way better about myself.

With the New Year, brings new resolutions. Being called fat on a valet ticket may motivate you to hit the gym or just piss you off.

Florida resident, Kimberly Losurdo, was arrested after two children in her care tested positive for crack cocaine. It was first discovered after a 9-year-old child ingested the drug on Christmas Day.

Picnics are sweet! Fried chicken, Shasta grape drink, and there's always desert.  However, a live seventeen foot python?  No thanks.

The headline says it all.  This video is sad and yes, he's from Florida...no relation.

Earlier today my best friend, who still lives in my home state of Florida sent me a video about an Orlando, Florida couple who were caught having sex on a restaurant table. Not only was this done after heavy drinking and in public, but the couple was only banned from that restaurant for one year.  What would it have taken to get banned for life?

I always enjoy reading stories about my hometown of Tampa, Florida, but usually all the stories suck!  This story is no different.

Chivalry may be dead, but honesty and doing the right thing? That’s alive and well, at least in south Florida.

Growing up in Florida, I swam in a LOT!  So we'd eat lunch or something, then I can remember every parent saying "wait at least a hour before you swim, or you'll get a cramp."  Now that I look back, is that even true?  What other lies have I been told when I was a kid?

And this story reinforces that all the crazies come out of Florida. Sit back, relax, and start felling way better about yourself after I fill you in about a Miami women who caused a gas pump explosion!

Yet another strange story from Florida....and this time, it's from MY HOMETOWN! I'm so proud!

Actually, this headline is a lie...word is she punched him in the face because he wouldn't put out his blunt. I really think though, it was over lack of Funyuns.