Dog’s Anus Looks Like Man Perceived as Savior to Billions of People on Earth

We're used to Jesus showing up in a cornflake, or a water stain. Maybe a piece of toast. Not so much a dog's butthole. But there he is, assuming he was real and looked the way he's been painted by a bunch of European artists. Right in a dog's backside. It almost makes us want to go back to church. Just kidding.