Ladies and Gentleman, your new president: Donald Trump!  Yes, not just his hair piece is running, but the man, the myth, the once bankrupt is running for president!  He announced his run for presidency this past Monday on Fox and Friends as  a Republican candidate and here's what he had to say:

I think I probably have more experience of anybody [in the GOP field] — whether I sell them real estate for tremendous amounts of money. I mean, I've dealt with everybody. And by the way, I can tell you something else. I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him. That's what we should be doing.

Nice, what a tool.  Then again, I did highly enjoy his Roast on Comedy Central!  Amazing.

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