Happy Last Minute Valentine’s Day

So it's Valentine's Day and you just realized that if you come home with nothing, you will NEVER hear the end of it.  

Here's what you do:

• Since it's probably too late to plan a romantic dinner together, you must first pay off your children and tell them to get lost for a couple of hours and hit up the laser tag place or something.
• Then bring home three ingredients: a decent steak, blue cheese, and a couple of potatoes.  Steak house dinner it tonight and no TV! Eat dinner together and look at each other.

Sure, she talks with her mouth full, but she'll love this!

• While you picked up that steak, make sure you get something chocolate, Fred Meyer has a great selection.  

Steak plus chocolate equals your next offspring.

• Oh and don't forget the flowers.  You don't have to go overboard, maybe a single rose?  Or a real plant that she can kill?  Or take the symbolic approach and get her a fake flower, then tell her it's to symbolize our endless love together.

Chicks eat that cheesy crap up, even me. :-(

Now go gettem tiger!  Happy Valentine's Day!