As a Polish-American I grew up non-stop with these types of jokes: "How Many Polocks Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?"  I can remember my mom always telling me NOT to tell anyone I was Polish, but that just made me want to talk about it even more.  :-)

So, when I heard about a Polish airline that landed a Boeing 767 with no wheels, I had to proudly show it off.  Enjoy!

Oh and it only takes one Polock...because we are smart.  However, I do expect that when I get old, I will have a mustache and a pony.  Some things don't change.