I’m A Big Fat Liar

I try really hard to always be honest, treat others how they want to be treated...ya know all that crap you learned in elementary school.  But last night, I told a big fat lie!

In my defense, this wedding planning stuff is driving me crazy!  I've been told multiple times to "just enjoy yourself", "this is thee best time of your life!"   It's not.

Here's my ideal wedding.  Me and the fiance go to the courthouse, we say how much we love each other, we go home and prove it, then maybe go out to dinner with some friends and family.  Then we get back to our lives.  Done.

However, since I'm doing the tradition wedding crap, I have to make all these decisions about what someone else should wear.  I don't care what you wear, you're an adult...so figure it out and leave me alone!

So here's my lie:

My future Aunt-In-Law: What's your email address?

Me: KendraFinWolfe @....

My future Aunt-In-Law: Oh is "Fin" your middle name?

Me: Yes...... (LIE!!!!)

Next she asked me what it means?  I made up an entire back story about my Grandpa's from Whales and my Grandma's from Poland...both true, but my middle name is NOT FIN!  It's Marie.

So what's with the FIN?  It means the F word.  It's a nickname I got in college, not for banging, but for working so hard.  Now I have to call her and tell her I'm a big fat liar before she puts "Kendra Fin Wolfe" on the bridal shower invitations.

Now I'm off to go buy a shovel.  This blows!  Any tips for me?