Oh Crap… Someone Stole the Giant Mango!! [VIDEO]

Hey, you know that giant, 22,000-pound mango in Australia that no one's been talking about?  Guess what, it's been STOLEN!

In what scientists everywhere are calling the absolute weirdest, most obscure news story in the world, I think I speak for everyone when I ask things like, "I'm sorry, did you say mango?" and, "Who the hell cares??" and, "So who stole it... Vincent Man-Gogh?"

Well, fruit lovers probably.  But joke's on them... the mango thieves were caught on camera.