What a crappy friend man! OK I guess, I wouldn't suck out the poison either, especially from that area. :-)

So here's how it all went down. LOL Down. Any ways, Mr. Scott went to take a leak and boom! A snake bit him on his balls! So he did what any of us would do, he asked his friend to suck out the poison.

His friend refused, so

Instead he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.

OK but does anyone know what this means? He's British:

Jackson, starting a year's working holiday at the remote farm, added: "The doctors and nurses were very professional. They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle."

This is just another reminder for me to NOT camp and to only use bathrooms with new snake-free plumbing.

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