Warning: NSFW – For those who thought mom jeans were the worst fashion trend of all time, prepare to have your minds blown.

Racked.com (via Reddit) has posted a horrifying picture of what can only be referred to as “sperm jeans.”

What are sperm jeans, exactly? Well, according to the picture, they look like any normal pair of jeans — except they have a trail of sperm (which were hand-drawn or painted on — whew) that begins at the fly and stretches down along the right pant leg.

Who designed these jeans? We’re not exactly sure. Regardless, we hope we won’t be seeing them in stores anytime soon.

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