Boobs

When the Commander was a questionable young serpent in high school, one of my favorite games was the original 'Tomb Raider' on the PlayStation. Mainly because the game's main character, Lara Croft, had huge boobs (and the game's glitchy camera allowed you to really zoom in on them). A trailer for the new 'Tomb Raider' was just released by publisher Crystal Dynamics that left us wondering "whe

A woman wearing little more than her troubles created a traffic snarl in a Pittsburgh suburb last week. Police in Monongahela, Pa. say that the woman parked her car along the town’s West Main Street and emerged from the vehicle topless.

What better way to call attention to the global plight of the poor than by protesting….while topless?

Singer Lily Allen, who just had a child but wasn’t cool enough to shut down a hospital and write a song about it, is sharing all of her new experiences navigating motherhood with her 3.2 million followers on Twitter. The ups, the downs, the highs and lows and her favorite topic – lactating breasts. Is the tw ...

We've all seen this infomercial right?  The Cami Secret one. As a chick, I'd rather just wear an undershirt instead of a boob apron.  If you're not privy to the term "boob apron", then get ready to learn even more NOT SAFE FOR WORK phrases from this parody video.

If you're having trouble with the ladies, you're not gonna feel any better after watching this video. Enjoy:

First step: Watch the video. Step Two: What color are her eyes? She asked for it dammit!  Stop wearing low cut shirts and expecting me to listen to you!

I have no idea what the hell they are saying…but, this snake has great instincts. And taste.