The Latest In Eco-Funerals: Terminator-Style Nitrogen Shattering

Leave it to the Swedish to come up with a new truly bizarre form of funeral, and it's totally eco friendly!

A Swedish company called Promessa has come up with a crazy new way of handling the remains of the deceased, and it's straight out of science fiction. First, a body is chilled down to 18 degrees Celsius. Then it's entirely submerged in liquid nitrogen, which freezes it solid, and makes it brittle enough that it can be shattered and pulverized into dust using high power sound waves. Next, the dust (which is still about the same mass as the body was) is exposed to a vacuum which boils off all the moisture contained in the dust, reducing its mass by 70% or so. Lastly, all of the inorganic stuff that may be left over is removed with an electromagnet, and the dust is placed in a coffin made of corn starch, all ready for a shallow burial that'll turn everything into compost within a year.

Plus, if you chill the deceased just right, you could use them in your drink instead of ice cubes. Imagine the fun!