Things I Should Have Googled First

Um, yep, unfortunately these are real.... or at least what inspired them

Can I use electric human clippers instead of electric dog clippers to groom Molly

How many tomato plants will feed one person

What is PMS

Will I have more free time after college

How many years does it take to get good at the recorder

Can I give mom an e-Card instead

Is it hard to sharpen a lawn mower blade

Can you watch a single episode of Breaking Bad in one sitting

Do women think self-deprecation and mumbling is hilarious

What's the number of times the host can joke about food falling on the floor at a dinner party

Laserdiscs are timeless, right

How to discreetly scratch in public

Is water really that good for you

Are YouTube comments accurate

Should you tell your coworkers you wore nail polish in high school

What's an example of too much soy sauce

Can you make fun of Walmart shoppers while at the store

Mullets are timeless, right

So, what else can you shave

How many espresso shots is too many

What if you just get a tiny amount of mace in your eyes to test it

Alf reruns are timeless, right

List of acceptable bodily noises in public settings

What will people think if you post "Afternoon Delight" lyrics on your Facebook status with no explanation