Topless Barber Facing Criminal Charges

According to ABC News, a lady offering topless hairstyling services is facing criminal charges... for the weirdest reason ever:

No cosmetology license.

Apparently, her former partner leaked the information to the police that the boober barber offered $45 topless haricuts on Craig's List.

Makes one wonder how that phone call went.  In my imagination, the partner got a bad haircut, called the police frantically saying, "Well, it looked lopsided."

The police inevitably responded, "The haircut?"

To which he replied, "No.  Yes.  Uh, I don't know."

After the police's thunderous laughter died down in the background, they said, "Did you tell her to take a little more off the top?"

To which he replied, "The haircut?"

More laughter, followed by, "Okay, buddy, we'll be down in just a minute.  Just hang out in the open for a while."

To which he replied, "Wait, what?"

Yet more laughter, tears, panting, wheezing, and finally, "Seriously, seriously, it'll be okay."  *chortle* "Sounds titillating."

*man slaps forehead*