TSA Confiscates Gun From Sock Monkey

YES, score one for America!  The TSA reportedly confiscated a tiny toy gun from a woman's sock monkey at the airport.

Now, now, I know what you're thinking.  Why didn't they do more?

They should have at least dismembered the sock monkey.  Or given it a full pat-down.  Or, geez, at LEAST tried it out with a test group of other sock monkeys to see if it displays violent behavior.

Doesn't the TSA care about our health and safety?  C'mon, America, THIS IS WHY WE SUCK AT MATH!  Just another example of how gun control is ruining our lives.

Fun little easter egg - if you put in "sock monkey" in our search field up at the top of the screen here on The Snake's website, four babes of the day show up.  haha!

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