Kohler is about to start rolling out a new toilet called the Numi.  It’ll cost you $6,390 to have one in your house.  So, what do you get when you pay that much for a toilet?  Here’s a list of what it does and doesn’t feature.

A lid that opens automatically when it senses your presence and adjusts the seat to your height?  YES.

A bidet that cleans you and has options for pulsating and oscillating sprays?  YES.

A charcoal-filter deodorizer to kill any nasty smells?  YES.

A built-in TV?  NO.

A sleek, minimalist look that makes the toilet look almost like a work of art?  YES.

A nightlight to guide you right onto the bowl in the dark?  YES.

A foot warmer?  YES.

A subscription to different magazines so you’ll always have reading material?  NO.

A built-in FM radio, a spot to dock your iPod, and a touch-screen remote?  YES.

A flush that changes from 0.6 gallons to 1.28 gallons depending on what you produce?  YES.

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