When the Commander was a questionable young serpent in high school, one of my favorite games was the original 'Tomb Raider' on the PlayStation. Mainly because the game's main character, Lara Croft, had huge boobs (and the game's glitchy camera allowed you to really zoom in on them).

A trailer for the new 'Tomb Raider' was just released by publisher Crystal Dynamics that left us wondering "where are Lara's boobs?"

The game seems to be a gritty prequel to all the other 'Tomb Raider' games, with what looks to be 'Hunger Games' type elements thrown in for good measure. I don't recall the Tomb Raider ever sporting a bow, but this time she does. She also sports her pistols for the first time, and proclaims how she "hates tombs."

Check out the trailer for the new 'Tomb Raider' that's due out in 2013. Warning, the trailer is intended for mature audiences (which means its awesome).

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