Dumb Bitches

On my drive into work this morning, I noticed someone standing in the middle of the road with their bicycle trying to cross Blue Lakes. There was no cross walk and they were wearing black.  So I'm really glad I saw them.  Because the last thing I want to do is accidentally run someone over...

So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways. Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.

Generally speaking, it’s a good thing when the world doesn’t end. But not so for Harold Camping, who has dramatically — and incorrectly — predicted the date the world will end three times.

There have been rumors lately that singer Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but the celebrity put those rumors to rest yesterday by announcing that she is indeed with child.

Of course the cops had to drag this suspects' lifeless body out of his wheel chair, just so they could slam his face into the pavement to bloody and cuff him...I mean he could have ran away!  Wait, no he couldn't.  He is wheelchair bound!

I've never been to New York City, but after all the videos I've seen from the big apple, I will be quite pissed if I don't at least see a naked guy, a thief, a crazy person, and this dude riding outside the subway.  Yes, outside of it.

How far would you go for a bet?  What crazy activity would you take part in?  Would you eat something disgusting?  Do something embarrassing like, oh I don’t know, wear a skimpy pink thong while dancing around out side a Baptist church...

A man who was allegedly burglarizing in a Wichita, Kansas home was caught in the act…

Now I know mom always told me that "dumb" was such a harsh word, but Snooki deserves it. This bitch is dumb!  And click this link to watch the video that proves it. VIA Cambio.com  

When I was a kid, I played soccer.  I loved to play. It was a lot of fun, until about Middle School when the other kid's parents started opening their mouths.  And then it wasn't fun anymore. Now I really hated a lot of the parents for bitching and moaning about "you called that card against my son", or "you just don't like our family do you", or "ref are you blind... Read

It was like a scene from a movie.  A man wearing a hoodie walks into a Boston bank, with the intention of robbing it. He gets up to the teller window, where he hands the teller a note that reads “give me all your money.” You can almost feel the tension and suspense, that is, until the teller refuses the would-be robber, saying that the window is closed...

Let me break it down for you: Marriage: when a couple in love makes a sacred vow to love, honor, and cherish each other for the rest of their lives. The Wedding reception: A celebration of the event with friends and family. But when the loving couple tries to shoplift over $1,000 worth of merchandise for the reception, the marriage is probably not getting off on the right foot.