Does Your Office Have a ‘Close Talker’? [VIDEO]

Every office has one, the "close talker." Ya know the person who is super nice, but you have no idea what they said because they are three inches away from your face.

Here's an example:

This may just be a space bubble issue I'm suffering from, but I can't be the only one perturbed by "close talkers."

So how do you deal with "close talkers"? So far the best answer I heard was sneeze on them.