When I eat my food, I just want to eat it - NOT play with it or dress it up, or make it walk around.  Then again, I'm not 12 either.

Now if you don't agree with me or have kids, then check out Happy Hot Dog Man! Or just chuckle slightly at your desk.

Watch the video of how much better your life will be with Happy Hot Dog Man in it!  This man doesn't talk at all, but he doesn't have a job either.

I just realized something - You can make this yourselves with the knives you already have.  AKA NOT spend money.

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