This list was only created for your safety.  However, I wish I would have known these things before I cooked bacon in the buff.  I survived.  Foods you shouldn't cook when naked are after the jump.

#1.)  Bacon. Cooking it in a pan is the most dangerous method because grease tends to splatter everywhere.  Cooking it in the oven is a little safer, but it'll probably still be crackling, even after you take it out.

--Steak is also on the list for basically the same reason.

#2.)  Tomato Sauce. It's hard to cook it without letting some splatter on the stove.  And if it splatters a few more inches while you're NUDE, you could end up with a very bad burn in a very unfortunate spot.

#3.)  Potato Latkes. Here's a good rule of thumb:  When you're cooking something in oil, at least wear socks, pants, and a t-shirt.

--"Deep fried turkey" . . . which is really only popular around Thanksgiving . . . is also on The Daily Meal's list for the same reason.

#4.)  Jalepenos and Other Hot Peppers. If you've ever been cooking with peppers and rubbed your eye by mistake, you know it's absolutely excruciating, and the pain can last a long time.

--Now imagine how it would feel if you were cooking naked and rubbed something ELSE by mistake.

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