Foods Not To Cook When Naked
This list was only created for your safety. However, I wish I would have known these things before I cooked bacon in the buff. I survived. Foods you shouldn't cook when naked are after the jump.
#1.) Bacon. Cooking it in a pan is the most dangerous method because grease tends to splatter everywhere. Cooking it in the oven is a little safer, but it'll probably still be crackling, even after you take it out.
--Steak is also on the list for basically the same reason.
#2.) Tomato Sauce. It's hard to cook it without letting some splatter on the stove. And if it splatters a few more inches while you're NUDE, you could end up with a very bad burn in a very unfortunate spot.
#3.) Potato Latkes. Here's a good rule of thumb: When you're cooking something in oil, at least wear socks, pants, and a t-shirt.
--"Deep fried turkey" . . . which is really only popular around Thanksgiving . . . is also on The Daily Meal's list for the same reason.
#4.) Jalepenos and Other Hot Peppers. If you've ever been cooking with peppers and rubbed your eye by mistake, you know it's absolutely excruciating, and the pain can last a long time.
--Now imagine how it would feel if you were cooking naked and rubbed something ELSE by mistake.