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We love 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and we love Grand Theft Auto IV, but some things should never crossover, especially at a strip club. We know everyone loved Groot's dancing, but not like this.

The good news is that Groot from the Guardians has finally learned to say something other than "I am Groot." The bad news is that we'll be traumatized for it. Thanks to Kotaku, we have found this disturbing video featuring a Grand Theft Auto IV PC mod done by indirivacua and played by YouTube user Taltigolt.

When you first play the video, you see that your playable character has been replaced with a custom-made version of Groot from Marvel's 'Guardians of the Galaxy.' During the first half of gameplay, we see the usual things accompanied with modding a superhero into GTA, such as using superpowers to take out legions of police.

The second half of the video (again NSFW), features Groot at a strip club, getting a lap dance from two lovely ladies at the same time. The only problem is that both of these ladies have been replaced with Groot models as well. The video basically turns into Groot getting lap dances from two other Groots, which is very disturbing. We'll leave all the "Rocket" jokes for your imagination.

It might be too late for Arbor Day, but it's never too late to go to a strip club, right Groot?

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