Help Kendra Wolfe Pull Off April Fool’s Day Pranks

I HATE April Fools Day!  Truly, I can't stand the stupid holiday.  It's a waist of time and it's a holiday that was created by mean, nasty people so they can be mean and nasty to others.

You see Nate Bird from our sister station KOOL 96.5 is the April Fool's King.  Every year he messes with me and it drives me crazy.

Here's some of the things he's done to me in the past:

• He puts Vaseline on the employee entrance door knobs.
• He covers all the toilets with clear plastic wrap (and I'm pregnant, so I'm basically living in the bathroom anyways).
• He shuts off the water in the bathroom so you can't wash your hands or flush.
• He removes the track ball from my mouse.
• He hides all the icons from my desktop computer.
• He changes the language of the computer in the studio.  So when I'm on the air, I have no clue what I'm doing and I'm hoping I don't click the wrong button and pull 98.3 The Snake off the air and then make you mad.

You see it's maddening!  I HATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

Here's the worst part, I can never think of ways to get back at him.  I need your help.  How can I get back at Nate Bird and prank him on April Fool's Day?  HELP!

Sound off in the comments below or call me at 208-737-60-70.

As long as your pranks don't involve death, I'll do them on April Fools and share my conquests with you.