You probably know this already, but there is a reason why you don't date guys from Northern Idaho. If you need a refresher, please accept this as exhibit A.
A wise man once told me..."happy wife, happy life". If this is true, you may want to read these seven tips we found from FemaleFirst on how to keep the lady in your life happy.
1. Cooking for her.
It has been a long time since I have dated. I can't remember if I lied to my husband on our first date. I would like to think that I was very honest, but after knowing that 61% of people admit that they lie on the first date...it makes me question what I told him.
Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.
Here are a couple life lessons to live by: Always sign out of your Facebook, folks. Oh, and also don't cheat on your girlfriend. Valuable lessons to takeaway from this deceptively cheerful breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points.
Online dating can be a real hassle, and sometimes (read: usually), despite your best efforts, you still attract an absolute creepster. Let's be frank, if you can manage to find somebody who doesn't continually sniff their fingers during a meal you've gotten lucky.
Men doing foolish things to impress women has been a common thread throughout history. But, for today, we can call Jeffrey Tyler Siegel the king of the fools.