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What would you do if you were new to Twin Falls and single? Better yet, what would you do if you lived in Twin Falls and were newly divorced or single?

A man in Twin Falls by the name Joseph Stevens recently took to the Twin Falls Classified page on Facebook to try and sell himself as a boyfriend for the holidays.

The Magic Valley had a lot to say on this topic and here are some of the best responses:

We came up with your new list of perfect, local, Twin Falls pickup lines. Use them wisely and good luck in your future relationship.

Here are 12 weird things the best couples do. Hopefully you do a few of these in your relationship to keep things fun and exciting.

Dating is expensive. Most of us know that. Luckily for me, I've been saving hundreds of dollars over the last 10 years by not taking my wife on dates.

Well, at least we scored better than Blackfoot.

You probably know this already, but there is a reason why you don't date guys from Northern Idaho. If you need a refresher, please accept this as exhibit A.

A wise man once told me..."happy wife, happy life". If this is true, you may want to read these seven tips we found from FemaleFirst on how to keep the lady in your life happy. 1.  Cooking for her.

It has been a long time since I have dated. I can't remember if I lied to my husband on our first date. I would like to think that I was very honest, but after knowing that 61% of people admit that they lie on the first date...it makes me question what I told him.

Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.

Here are a couple life lessons to live by: Always sign out of your Facebook, folks. Oh, and also don't cheat on your girlfriend. Valuable lessons to takeaway from this deceptively cheerful breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points.