Top 10 Strangest Dental Requests

So the fiance STILL hasn't made a dental appointment yet, even though I got my phone fixed and lived up to my side of the bargain.  Anyways, here are the top ten strangest (stupidest) dental requests...Hopefully the finance won't ask any of these.  They're after the jump.

10) "Can you extract my tooth without anesthesia?"

9) "Please wire my mouth shut to aid in my diet."

8 ) "Can you ID this set of dentures left in the bathroom of the bar I work at?"

7) "I will pay you or your hygienist to floss my teeth at my office every day."

6) "Pull all my teeth, and just give me dentures."

5) "I just broke off my engagement. Can you prepare my tooth so that I can keep the diamond in it?"

4) "Will you give me local anesthesia in my lips? I'm going in for permanent "lipstick" tattoos on my lips, and would like to avoid the pain."

3) "May I have an emergency cleaning visit? It's my high school reunion and I need a bright, white smile to face my old boyfriend."

2) "Can I keep the teeth you pull out of my mouth? I'd like to make a necklace out of them."

And the number one strangest dental request ever received...

"Can you give my dog braces?"

VIA PRNewsWire.com