What Were Americans Really Doing on Election Day?

After being hit with tons of political memes and autotuned debates, it seems like we'd been waiting forever for Election Day to arrive. There's only so much hilarity we can take, people! But it's already passed us by, and in the case you're just now emerging from a deep slumber, Obama beat out Romney. Although, word has it Morris the Cat fell short by like, 100 votes. Disappointing.Regardless, millions of people headed out the polls yesterday to make their good ole' American voices heard. There are a select few, however, who spent the day partaking in other activities. Luckily, we have Twitter and Instagram to expose these happenings.

So what were Americans really doing on Election Day?

THEY WERE...

VOTING FOR PEDRO

MAKING ELECTION DAY ORANGES

FORCING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TO VOTE

EATING AN ENTIRE PEPPERONI BACON RED PEPPER CHEESE PIZZA

...AND A BOATLOAD OF SUSHI (LITERALLY)

...QUESTIONABLE PASTA, TOO

GETTING EXTRA TICKED THEY DIDN'T GET A VOTING STICKER

ORDERING PIZZA HUT FOOD OF THE "BUFFALO MILD" VARIETY

DISCOVERING CLEVER PRESIDENTIAL SNAPPLE FACTS

FEELING SUPER ANTI-SOCIAL

VOTING FOR SANGRIA

GETTING SLEEPY OVER ALL THE POLITICAL HOOPLA

GETTING DRESSED UP IN SPECIAL GARB BEFORE HITTING THE POLLS

HAVING A PATRIOTIC PICNIC STRAIGHT OUT OF 'MARTHA STEWART'

RIDING EXTRA TALL BIKES

AND OF COURSE, DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS SANTA CLAUS