Survey: Tis The Season For Idaho Office Spouses To Get Sloppy

Now that the calendars on our bedroom walls and office corkboards are full of November imagery, it's time for human resources and company management to get together and start reserving somewhere to hold the annual holiday shindig. It's also the time of year that many workplace spouses will follow through on that Christmas monogamy gamble and take a flamethrower to their homelives.

Don't shoot the Yuletide messenger people! I'm just passing along some valid relationship data regarding the final eight weeks of the year.

Martinis,  five o'clock shadows, Michael Buble, and red lipstick might be too much for some office spouses to handle.

November and December are statistically the naughtiest months for workplace lust and cubicle carnal charades. It's estimated that 20 percent of co-workers in the United States get too friendly with each other once the twinkle lights go up and the color red adorns our work stations, according to nypost.com.

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I recently read an article from someone anointing herself an expert in the subject of taboo occupational relationships. While she does admit that her expertise on the subject does paint a heartbreaking and costly picture for some who allow the holidays to derail family and married life, she goes on to say that it's not always the case, according to the cubiclechick.com.

The office affair/holiday party subject has been explored in such films as Love Actually (2003) and Obsessed (2009) because it's a fact that these not-so-merry mistakes happen this time of year. Martinis,  five o'clock shadows, Michael Buble, and red lipstick might be too much for some office spouses to handle.

Here's to navigating our way through New Year's Day together. Be careful out there.

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