steal

Let's be honest, most of us have taken a wash cloth or a hand towel from a hotel that we have stayed at. So you might be sad to know that technology is here to keep you honest.

As usual this time of the year in the North East states the snow has quickly accumulated! Some parts had 2 feet fall in only a few hours and other areas have over 5 feet of snow blanketing their towns. They can't go out for a drive to get food - they have to get it from somewhere close.

A 6-year-old boy in Oregon confessed that the reason he stole his family's van and a roll of pennies was because he was hungry and wanted to pick up some grub. Unfortunately for the boy, no food was had. Instead, the inexperienced, obviously unlicensed driver crashed into a pickup truck while en route. He also hit several mailboxes along the way.

Yeah, this is poetic justice . . . but I still don’t like it.  Modern technology is quickly stealing your ability to steal hotel towels . . . which is supposed to be a given right. The days of being able to walk into a hotel room and treat it as your personal buffet of take-home towels, sheets, and bathrobes is coming to an end, and it’s all because of new technological advances.

Cue up every single one of your “politicians need toilet paper because they’re so full of crap” puns, ’cause you’re gonna need them. In Stralsund, Germany, toilet paper started disappearing from the town hall.  Like, 200 rolls of toilet paper.  The janitors were suspicious that a 24-year-old, far-left politician named Frank-Michael John was STEALING the toilet paper.

I am willing to bet this guy hates the new Rebecca Black song “Friday”!  If you’ve ever wondered just how LITTLE attention the government is paying to its employees, here’s your answer.  64-year-old Howard Dean was the director of the New York Department of Corrections Food Production Center.  He didn’t like working Fridays.  So he illegally stopped showing up to work on Fridays. (Lets revis