Top Five Ways To Blow Your Tax Return In Twin Falls

If you got a huge tax return this year...oh buddy... Why? Not good. This means that you gave the government a bunch of your money, then they gave it back, but with no interest. I'm no money expert, but you could have at least gotten a two percent return in a stinking savings account. So this year, talk to a financial advisor and get your finances together so you can make LOTS OF MONEY! Here's some options for you:

• Matt Stokes, my State Farm Expert.  I like him because he's bald and totally embraces it,  plus he's straight up.  If someone else can do it better, save you more money, he tells you.  That's why I do business with him.  Oh and they're not paying me to say this.  Mr. Stokes, just think what I would say if you were paying me.  Call me.
• Edward Jones - It's Edward Jones, they've been around forever, they made it through 2007 and they're still here. Nuff said.
• Waddell & Reed - I've heard nothing but good things from these guys.

Check out all three, I don't care, just make that money, take care of it and then buy me a steak.  Please?

Yes, Bob Zany from the Bob & Tom Show will be in Jackpot, Nevada on May 4th and 5th! Go! But don't just go, go in style.

1. Get all your buddies together and plan this puppy out!
2. Rent a limo, call these guys: Big Diamond Limousine. They even provide a package just for Jackpot trips. 
3. Get your Bob Zany Tickets.
4. Get your drink on.  I like this liquor store because they always have 98.3 The Snake on when I come in....for....booze. 0:-) And they're open on Sundays. 
5. Enjoy!

I still don't know if the Twin Falls Best Buy rumor of it closing in July is true or not, but if it is, talk about blow out prices on big screens most likely coming. If not, who cares, you got lots of money to blow...so get ready for Bronco football or NFL. Then call me, I'll bring the beer.

I did it and I'm still here. It was thee coolest, most exhilarating, most scariest thing I've ever done. Doing it has given me more strength then attaining my black belt, gaining my Bachelors of Science degree, and more strength then it took for me to move all by myself to right here in Twin Falls. Sky diving brings everything that's important to the forefront. Do it, it's better then sex! Call my friends over at Snake River Skydiving, they'll take care of you! Ask for Chuma. LOL Oh Chuma!

This weekend is Major League Baseball's opening weekend. I don't even like baseball, but I love me a party. So if you got some money to blow? Throw the biggest party Twin Falls has ever seen!

1. Call up Eddie over at the 360's Main Event Center.  This place is nice, classy, set in down town Twin Falls, and Eddie knows how to throw a party!
2. Invite only people you want to party with.  Screw everyone else.
3. Big screens, jeans and t-shirts, beers, hot dogs!  Make this par-tay an ode to baseball!