Hilarious New TripAdvisor Reviews of Perrine Bridge Will Make You Wonder About People

Whenever I'm in need of entertainment, I go to TripAdvisor to see what out-of-town people think of us. Some of the new reviews of the Perrine Bridge will make you wonder how some people manage to take care of themselves.

I'll give you a few examples. These are actual reviews. I have not changed the words in any way because it's better that way. I have "enhanced" their reviews by highlighting my favorite parts.

TripAdvisor user Globtratta had this to say about the aim of the BASE jumpers:

I was in awe watching the base jumpers. What i found remarkable was their ability to land in the same spot every time.

I didn't know this was possible. Remind me to put a little 3 by 3 target down in the canyon to see if this is true.

User Lori48192 from Michigan recommends that you only go to the Perrine...

if you like bridges...

I can verify that the Perrine really sucks if you don't like bridges and prefer castles instead.

I think my favorite new review of the Perrine Bridge comes from TripAdvisor user SunValley5thWheeler. The provide the following wisdom:

Don't jump unless you have a parachute.

I really need to write that down so I don't forget. Otherwise, that gravity thing can really be a BUMMER.

Gatorhoosier didn't take the time to get to know us Twin Falls people. Wanna know how I can tell? Here's what he had to say about the Perrine:

I'd really like to watch the base jumpers at this bridge. Even without these crazies, it's a really cool stop.

We all know the BASE jumpers are the only normal people in this town. The rest of us are the real "crazies". (*maniacal laughter*)