Impossible Dream Realized – Idaho Has Created the Perfect Mashed Potatoes
This is big news. No, wait. This is shocking news that the entire world needs to stop and pay attention to. Idaho has allegedly done the impossible. We've created the perfect mashed potatoes.
Before I announce this, I have a request. Pretend there's a big symphony orchestra playing very dramatic music behind my words. Oh, and if you would, please read this as if Morgan Freeman was saying it. Morgan Freeman makes everything sound better.
Here's the reveal we've all been waiting for.
Idaho Mash from Arthur and Martha on Vimeo.
This announcement is so new, the new Idahoan perfect mashed potatoes aren't even listed on their official website yet. Or, maybe it's a mirage and they don't really exist.
Please say it ain't so.