Our Canadian Friends Are Being Tortured By A Car-Licking Moose

If I made up something like this, no one would ever believe it. But, it's true. To our north, our Canadian friends are being tormented by a car-licking moose. This means all my dreams are now coming true.

If you think I'm just trying to be funny, check out this official proclamation by the government of Alberta.

If you combined all of the Bullwinkle episodes into one glorious marathon, you couldn't come up with anything better than this.

What does this mean to Twin Falls? I expect a new influx of moose-fleeing Canadians to come here to jump off our bridge just to flee the peril of their motherland.

We can only hope.