When It Comes To Love, Idaho Not Into Weird Stuff
The list of the kinkiest states in America has been released. Idaho is WAY down the list. Why? Because when it comes to love, Idaho isn't into weird stuff.
Where is Idaho? We are at a very straight-laced #42, thank you very much
Our friends at Roadsnacks decided to find out what states would be most likely to star in the next 50 Shades movie. I would tell you the criteria that were used to determine who has a mask in their nightstand drawer, but I'm kinda bashful. I live in Idaho, so that explains that.
Suffice it to say that you don't want to invite your aunt and uncle from Vermont to come stay the summer in your Idaho cabin. They're #1 on the kinky list. You might also want to steer clear of the next Oregon pool party since they landed at #5 on the naughty rankings.
Where is Idaho? We are at a very straight-laced #42, thank you very much. You can hold our hand on the first date, but don't even think about getting frisky with a lip lock until at least date #12.
But, we Idahoans are considered swingers compared to Utah. They are currently wearing at least 3 layers of clothing at #48 on the kinky list.