The Average Man Spends One Month Searching for Matching Socks Poll

I'm not surprised by these findings from a British website who just published their findings from a survey where they attempted to figure out how the average man spends his life.  And . . . I knew it...it consists of boobies, beer and tighty-whities.

According to their findings, the average man . . .

BOOBS:  Spends 11 years in front of the TV.

BEER:  Spends 10,585 hours, or 1.2 years, at bars.

TIGHTY-WHITIES, kinda:  Spends one full month searching for matching socks.

Has nine sexual partners.  (Guess I'm a whore!)

Only learns how to cook four meals.  (This is completely true!  All Bar food!)

Earns an average of $45,495-a-year over the course of his life.

And says “sorry” 1.9 million times.  (Is there anyway this can be doubled?)

Via (Daily Mail)

For 5,000 Snake VIP Club Points answer this poll:  Do you ever do your significant others chores, just so you DON'T have to deal with them?  For example, your sick of them wearing dirty socks, so you wash them.