I'm not surprised by these findings from a British website who just published their findings from a survey where they attempted to figure out how the average man spends his life.  And . . . I knew it...it consists of boobies, beer and tighty-whities.

According to their findings, the average man . . .

BOOBS:  Spends 11 years in front of the TV.

BEER:  Spends 10,585 hours, or 1.2 years, at bars.

TIGHTY-WHITIES, kinda:  Spends one full month searching for matching socks.

Has nine sexual partners.  (Guess I'm a whore!)

Only learns how to cook four meals.  (This is completely true!  All Bar food!)

Earns an average of $45,495-a-year over the course of his life.

And says “sorry” 1.9 million times.  (Is there anyway this can be doubled?)

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